“Mommy… what does ‘duty’ mean?”
I snap to & in my most mama-wants-to-sound-smart-&-educate-her-child voice I quickly come up with a smooth mama-fied reply that she would understand… ” ‘Duty’ means a job or responsibility. Like its your duty to feed Penny, its mama’s duty to take care of you & its Daddy’s duty to go to work to provide for us.”
“No…. Daddy says ‘duty’ means poop.”
Nice. Great. Awesome. Thanks for that one, hun. How ’bout you leave the ‘home-schooling” to me, mkay???

